The state of the obesity pandemic as encapsulated in a lift between level 6 and 2 of John Radcliffe Hospital
Woman standing up: "Have you eaten anything?"
Woman in a wheelchair: "I asked Nath to get me some Pot Noodle, 'e asked me what colour I wanted; i said brown and 'e got me red.... 'im and Naomi are going down the carvery today. S'pose they'd be finished by now."
As if to reinforce this, Emma overheard this as a woman had an internal examination:
Nurse: "Right, this could be a bit uncomfortable, so think of something nice."
Woman: "Oooh, MacDonalds."
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