Most sense she ever makes
Emma is the best sleep talker in the whole world, I can regularly come to bed and have 10-minute nonsense conversations with her about “moving mice”, or “leaving the, y’know, thing”. Last night she blurted out: -
“Catherine Edwards don’t stamp on the magic hat”
And was snoring loudly before I had the chance to sit bolt up in bed and say “Wha..?, Huh…? Who the fu…?”
It’s not her best performance. That was a few years ago. I was watching telly whilst she was in a deep sleep, suddenly she sat upright: -
“Are we doing indoor games?” she said
I ignored her, thinking she’ll just sink back into her slumber, she sat their for a moment.
“OI!”
It made me jump and I asked her what she wanted.
“I SAID, are we doing indoor games?”
I said yes, and she went back to sleep.
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