The bloke behind me
Backstory #1: - This season Oxford United have a home form like an away team, and away form like a home team. The scene: Oxford 0 Scunthorpe 1….
Bloke 1: - We should just ask the FA if we can play all our games away from home. Dump the ground, just play everyone away twice.
TBBM: - Yeah, but that would mean the fans would have to pay more to get to games.
JR suggests: This was probably an attempt at humour rather than a serious suggestion.
Backstory #2: - If, in the objective opinion of the crowd the referee’s performance is below expected levels of quality, a quaint old folk song called ‘The Referee’s a wanker’ it is sung thus:
The referee’s a wanker
The referee’s a wanker
The referee’s a wanker
The referee’s a wanker (repeat to fade)
During a rousing rendition, TBBM sings: -
The referee’s a wanker
The referee’s a wanker
The referee’s a wanker
The referee’s a bastard
JR suggests: Perhaps they should print the lyrics in the programme.
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